Once Upon A Time…

…there were three little queens who decided to partake in a magical quest. The quest would take them across galaxies, traveling through many worlds and exploring all of the wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. This was the quest to conquer all of the fandoms. And here is the beginning of their tale…

The three queens met a long time ago in a state far away called Virginia, where together they conquered college. With this first battle won, they were spread out across the Southeast, but through the use of their magic messaging system they never lost contact. Disconnected, they tried to conquer the fandoms alone, but one day they realized that they were stronger together. One brave adventurer, the Red Queen, created a chart to track their progress. This organizational spreadsheet listed each fandom as well as each queen’s progress. Together they would conquer ALL THE FANDOMS.

After all three queens relocated to the mystical city of Atlanta (or at least close enough to it), they took inventory of their packs. They each brought some special items to help them on their quest.

Queen Amidala packed her iron, Shakespeare bible, Chewbaca plush, and a blaster/ hot glue gun…because she always shoots first.

Queen Regina packed her magic wand, homemade cosplay bow, sewing machine, and her handy dandy notebook. One should never be without writing utensils.

Finally, the Red Queen brought an endless yet well-stocked bookshelf, a bottomless bottle of wine, pajamas, and an incontrovertible sense of humor.

Ready to begin on their journey, the queens had a final visit from their spiritual guides, Huluficus and Netflixio. They each imparted some words of wisdom…

“We cannot promise that you will come back, and if you do, you will not be the same. But either way, may the odds be ever in your favor.”